Poll: How are your Ninja Creeping Skills...?

....I need to take a refresher course before a weekend reacquisition mission.








** I have a note from my martial arts teacher who will insist that I can break paper with my shoe %26amp; that I was not chatting during sparring sessions**

Poll: How are your Ninja Creeping Skills...?
I got kicked out of martial arts because I kept farting every time I did a high kick.
Reply:Pretty good. Bet you didnt know I was behind you
Reply:Does the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz ring a bell? Good, cause I am worse!
Reply:rusty... creeping ninja-style is hard work
Reply:I can no longer fit into my Ninja suit I'm too fat
Reply:Mine are pretty good provided I can WD-40 my knees ahead of time.


Lemme see that note. I'm having a hard time buying the "not chatting" part.
Reply:I'm stealthy that way....like a Ninja!
Reply:I flunked that course. My monkey, when I would bring would kick booty. Boy those were the days.
Reply:horrible
Reply:Not so hot since my sons all grew up and I gave all their Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures away. Sorry.