Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Why are you creeping forward?

So I pulled up behind you at the stop light and there were some people in front of you and some people behind me. You stopped about 15 feet behind the person immediately in front of you and then, over the course of the next two minutes, crept a little bit forward... a little bit forward... a little bit forward. I thought that this would eventually stop, but as you neared the back bumper of the person in front of you, you crept forward only inches instead of feet, and then fractions of inches. Eventually, I noticed that your brake lights would flicker while no visible movement would occur. The person ahead of you wasn't moving at all.





I crept forward, too, at first, as to not leave a giant gap between us and look like some sort of dolt, until I realized that you wouldn’t stop creeping. As I crept forward, the people behind me would have to creep forward too. So none of us could just sit there and wait for the light, Zen-like, we had to be active in order to not look like fools.

Why are you creeping forward?
This is my favorite form of entertainment when driving. EVERY time the dunce in front of me moves up, even if it's 1/2 inch, I do the same. It drives some of them absolutely CRAZY.





I figure why do they think only THEY can move up and I cannot? I am the one who determines what the distance will be between my front bumper and his rear, like it or not.
Reply:some people are ADHD and cant sit still for ANYTHING
Reply:because I am a creep..lol
Reply:You did wake up right?


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